For the vacation season, I’ve taken a fast stab at re-writing that 12 Days of Christmas ditty. If Christmas ain’t actually your factor, then hopefully this Christmas cat is sufficient to carry a smile to your face.
Bear in mind to sing alongside. Ideally after just a few egg nogs or Christmas Ales. (It’ll be funnier).
On the first day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
On the 2nd day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 2 dove turtles – for sure they didn’t convert as a result of giant tortoise-like animals lined in moisturizing cleaning soap doesn’t make a lot sense to anybody.
- and a typo in a CTA
On the third days of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 3 french pens – regardless of how I transfer my wrist, these pens write in French. I don’t even converse french.
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the 4th day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 4 appalling phrases – in my H1 tag. Sigh.
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the fifth day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- Fiiiiiiiiiive gold PPC adverts on Bing – (appears like ring. Work with me right here)
- 4 appalling phrases
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the sixth day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 6 purchasers a-paying – sweeeet!
- 5 goooooold adverts on Bing
- 4 appalling phrases
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the seventh day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 7 Accountants grinning – due to #6
- 6 purchasers a-paying
- 5 goooooold adverts on Bing
- 4 appalling phrases
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the eighth day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 8 associates a-milking – no shock there
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 purchasers a-paying
- 5 goooooold adverts on Bing
- 4 appalling phrases
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the ninth day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 9 women dancing – I’m not going to vary that for anybody, so let’s simply say they’re dancing in your touchdown web page sporting Santa hats.
- 8 associates a-milking
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 purchasers a-paying
- 5 goooooold adverts on Bing
- 4 appalling phrases
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the tenth day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 10 conversions a-leaping
- 9 women dancing
- 8 associates a-milking
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 purchasers a-paying
- 5 goooooold adverts on Bing
- 4 appalling phrases
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the eleventh day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 11 leads changing – woohooo, right here’s to Lead Gen Varieties!!!
- 10 conversions a-leaping
- 9 women dancing
- 8 associates a-milking
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 purchasers a-paying
- 5 goooooold adverts on Bing
- 4 appalling phrases
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
On the twelfth day of Christmas my real love gave to me…
- 12 drummers drumming – to the beat of 12 hillbillies singing this stunning music in a swamp whereas sporting Unbounce t-shirts!!!!!
- 11 leads changing
- 10 conversions a-leaping
- 9 women dancing
- 8 associates a-milking
- 7 accountants grinning
- 6 purchasers a-paying
- 5 goooooold adverts on Bing
- 4 appalling phrases
- 3 french pens
- 2 dove turtles
- and a typo in a CTA
Completely satisfied Holidays!!!
— Unbounce
